In all seriousness: NALM -astray

This is a topic near and dear to my...hornless D-Aries. No Ass Lives Matter. I'm serious. Most videos all you see is that back bend and everything goes convex with that ass hex. It's Ka-Pow and it's always the way. Still, you got folks who are more like Ka-poor, concave, like that monochrome disk in the art museum. Most folks take note of the crescent twerking about and pay no mind, but all of us NALMS already know our sunken tresures are beautiful, like Mac Tonight...



And it has been hard...really really hard...and boney because after that rice and beans campaign, no ass had no ass...just straight up ostracized, and behind those feathers, even the ostrich has...no ass, no one to support except a Donkey who makes an ass over the no ass, like somewhere over the rainbow if the rain didn't bow. It's ass w/o ass. Still, there has been progress made over the years, since the great sir-mix-alot revolution. In particular...



Bubble butts accept us, even the video included one of our own, no ass Marilyn Bunrow, not to be confused with bubble gum butts, synthetic butts that sometimes POP a cheek or two like a yoga ball over a broken wine glass...One man went blind...he didn't want to tell the hole story, but even he said it was like a war zone...he was in the trenches and then it was like bombs sounding off, and now he can't see the light, or that ass. It's just an indication of the hardship of our society. People cannot resist a bubble butt, even if their are serious risks involved. Mac Tonight is much safer, but still there is a lot of bigotries toward our kind. All any of us NALMastrays ask is that you don't hate our ass, because we ain't got none...together now NALMastray......

....where was I? What's this about? Who could she be now?